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STRONK.

A workout logger for people who go to the gym and also do other stuff.

Coming to iOS
What it is

STRONK logs your sets. Tracks your weight. Tells you how many honeybees you theoretically lifted today.

The math is real. The shopping cart full of bees is a creative choice.

STRONK does not have a coach. STRONK does not send motivational notifications. STRONK does not know your goals and — with respect — does not want to. You showed up. STRONK logged it. Everybody goes home.

Stronkness

The math is real. The units are not the point.

After you log a session, STRONK does a quick calculation and converts your total tonnage into something mathematically accurate and completely absurd. The delivery is flat. STRONK is not making a big deal of what you lifted. STRONK is making a big deal of the bees.

3,805 lbs today.
3.5 HORSES.
Hope you brought a trailer.
8,200 lbs this session.
A BAG OF 41,000,000 BEES.
Don't think about it.
4,200 lbs. Or roughly
35 ANACONDAS.
Someone had to count.
The whole feature list

What STRONK does. And what STRONK will never do.

STRONK does
STRONK doesn't
Log sets with per-set weight
Coach you
Track rep-based and timed exercises
Motivate you
Calculate session and lifetime tonnage
Reference your streak
Convert tonnage into absurd comparisons
Call you a warrior
Show you what happened, honestly
Tell you how to feel about it
Work without accounts or logins
Make you log in
Keep your data on your device
Spy on your data
Log it and go home.
Coming to iOS